Tuesday, July 05, 2005

greedy dogs and russians


I have to start out by stating I have two dogs- Welsh Springer Spaniels. As with most dogs, they are fairly food-focused... I received a call from Katrina yesterday morning.. she walked down to the kitchen to see an open pantry door, the (newly bought) 10kg bag of dogfood split open, and two dogs with swollen bellies laying on their backs on the floor... they had eaten so much they could barely move; one of them was whimpering in pain... aside from being annoyed about needing to buy more food, it was a bit funny... even that evening they were both still a bit lethargic!

...so NASA fires this hunk of expensive metal into a comet...cool, but what I think is neat is the Russian astrologer that is suing the yanks for
undoubtedly altering the icy chunks trajectory, therefore altering the ephemeris and her horoscopic projections… and she is only asking for $US300 mill…. Excellent, that’ll teach those pesky scientists to mind their own business…

....spot the difference???

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